At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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