is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
ttyl tear gas
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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