I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
