My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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