my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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