I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We had to coat check the pizza.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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