They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I love you. Go after that dick
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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