saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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