I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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