It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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