I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
This toilet bowl is my home.
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