Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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