ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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