Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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