I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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