Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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