this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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