Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Randomize
