So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
3 2 1 whiskey
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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