Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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