I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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