Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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