where does the pee come out of this thing
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Boobs speak an international language.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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