Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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