Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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