So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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