Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
