She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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