Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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