My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i came on her dog
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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