On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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