Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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