if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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