sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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