shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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