he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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