It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Enjoy the penises
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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