he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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