no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
