He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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