Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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