some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just puked most of my soul out..
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