I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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