My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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