How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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