I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
there is puke in my bra ... again
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