I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
