Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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