do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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