I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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