woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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