Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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