oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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