Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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